On July 3rd, the European Union community made a contact of the third kind with an alien proclaiming to be the Alien Messiah.
That day, the weather was sunny but often breezy, one could feel something was just not right in the air. As usual for Thursday, everybody had Plux and their favourite stagiaire on the mind. The night was well underway, even the Brussels Geek wasn’t reporting Tweet of the Week.
“Hey are you @brusselsgeek ? Thank you for making me famous” … What everyone wants to hear on a Thursday pic.twitter.com/ieYp3rHxUu
— Ryan Heath (@RyanHeathEU) July 3, 2014
Captain Europe once again was out to save the night. This time arguing with French extremists.
Good grief. I’ve been arguing with a three-headed chicken with 261 followers. #fail #bedtime
— Captain Europe (@captain_europe) July 3, 2014
Soon the EU Bubble came to defence of the European elite.
@lepeuplecnous @captain_europe @GreggSvingen those farming subsidies could be used on space exploration, did you think of that? #alienlife
— The eu Bubble (@eububbIe) July 3, 2014
Three headed chicken replied something daft.
@eububbIe @captain_europe @GreggSvingen I prefer my people to have jobs and food than looking for other planets.
— Le Peuple c’est Nous (@lepeuplecnous) July 3, 2014
Then, suddenly out of nowhere there was a light in far distance…
I don’t remember much after Plux, as the saying goes “too much drinking and not enough thinking in the eu Bubble, but I remember this:
@lepeuplecnous @eububbIe @captain_europe @GreggSvingen we are going to come and destroy your pathetic planet #earth especially the #EU!
— The EU Alien Messiah (@euAIien) July 3, 2014
@captain_europe I will crush you!
— The EU Alien Messiah (@euAIien) July 3, 2014
@lepeuplecnous @eububbIe @captain_europe @GreggSvingen shut up! before I abduct you and do crazy experiments on your measly human body!
— The EU Alien Messiah (@euAIien) July 3, 2014
@lepeuplecnous @eububbIe @captain_europe @GreggSvingen your pathetic human powers are a joke to me!
— The EU Alien Messiah (@euAIien) July 3, 2014
@lepeuplecnous #EU and it's #eububble #elite will be the first to suffer!
— The EU Alien Messiah (@euAIien) July 3, 2014
@lepeuplecnous @eububbIe @captain_europe @GreggSvingen @esa there's more intelligence on the #Moon than #eububble put together!
— The EU Alien Messiah (@euAIien) July 3, 2014
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